Hilarious Studies...

Dating, drugs and sex make teens feel older
The above news/report/research (actually the distinction between the three ceases to exist here) got me thinking "who fund all these crap researches??".

Have a look at some of the key findings of this particular study ::

Having an older dating partner seems to give a teen a higher subjective
experience of age.

Sexual experience is unequivocally the realm of adult behavior. So, when teens
are having sex and their peers aren’t, it can make them feel more adult, more
mature than their non-experienced counterparts.

Smoking (in boys), higher alcohol use and higher drug use are also related to
an older subjective experience of age

Its hilarious that people actually spend money/time on such studies. And some Bekar souls like me actually read them. Also, have a look at other such studies on the page. some of them are ::

--High heels can cost you your life!
--Teenager in love
--Regular sex increases men's longevity
--Housework reduces diabetes risk
--Pregnant mums should stay out of the sun
--Watch out for that summer suntan!
--Money really can buy happiness!
--The secret to looking ten years younger!
--Your shopping reflects what you are!
--Living Extra Large!
--Men really are better than women at map reading
--Shoe shopping is good for women's health!
--Kids prefer daddy in the driving seat
--Birthing as intimate as sex, say 'freebrithers'

Now i better be reading some of them......